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Feb
12
Viruses I suffer from, and cleanup method:
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Free BSD
The GPL isn’t that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Religion
Read "God’s Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
8-Bit
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
UNIX
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
vi
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.
Politics
Stop caring!
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses I might suffer from:
Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
Discordia (90%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory (68%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that’s quite scary.
Hippyism (80%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Environmentalism (63%)
Consume more stuff! It’s easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
British (65%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.