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A while ago I realized that GNOME Robots is not just another silly game. In fact it has some of the most advanced technology currently available:

The only implementation of safe teleportation I’m aware of! Please let me know if there are others.

Looks like it’s been 10 years today since Jorn Barger first called his site a “weblog”. Of course, his weblog is still around. Collectively, the Web is infinitely lazier than Jorn, so the term shortened to just “blog”. As far as I know, blags are currently written by xkcd geniuses only, so the title of this post has to be taken as an acknowledgement of the great historical continuum.

Ideally, a Unix program is silent. Only when a program fails for some reason, it must fail spectacularly, providing the user with detailed, helpful error messages. PFA, topyli, riotkittie, and gord all agree.

As we all know, you can use Linux to resurrect and reuse old systems. There are special, lightweight Linux distributions, and even Ubuntu can be very light – it’s just a matter of choosing your desktop components and applications. This installation of tales from the offtopic features hangthedj and wobblywu.

Some geeks just always want the latest and greatest, no way around that. You also cannot use Linux on a 50s computer: it requires a modern i386 processor and at least 4 megabytes of RAM.